现在,if you had all of the money in the world and felt like blowing millions of dollars on stuff that only tonnes of money could buy,你想把它花在什么上面?Well,对于一些超级球员,过激的,dirty filthy rich,他们会把它花在非常昂贵的地方超级游艇以时尚的方式环游世界!!

This kind of insane wealth is only in the dreams for the vast majority of us in the world – considering that the vast majority of the worldlives in the Third World.But for some,这种奢侈的生活方式是现实的!而这种奢侈绝对会让我10 Commandments for Luxury Travelout of the water.

Give Me Money One Million Dollar Bill

I have seen all kinds of boats on my travels (well,不The Love Boat,theWashing Bucket Boatand theHenley on Todd Regatta).These include hand mademini boats on the Nile River,,Tall Ships in New Zealand,andYellowfin Tuna Fishing.但我从来没有注意过像这样的超级游艇。

想象一下——在地图上指向海洋中的一个地方,有自己的船长和船员,and anchoring off some热带岛屿几个星期随意。听起来真可怕!不是!!

Some Pics of Super Yachts!!

我在最近的一个假期里拍了一些这只金属野兽的照片Uprising Beach Resortin斐济(no,这不是一个垃圾场——这是一个真正的假期!It was actually a relief to not be connected to the internet for a week – you should try it sometime!).I took these photos from the shoreline to document that I had actually seen this marvel of marine engineering.我只希望我有一个更大的镜头来监视里面的所有细节!还有X光视力!!

Super Yachts - Ultra Rich Travel

当我第一次看到这艘巨轮停泊在海湾里时,I thought it was a navy ship doing exercises.You know,things like testing out the latest defence gadgets and equipment to be used in some kind of warfare later on.But then I looked a little bit closer and found out that this was just a big play toy made for the water!!

Unfortunately,I wasn't around when it happened,but this boat has a large opening at the stern (ie,在后面)that lowers out and has even more toys stored inside it.These toys are used whenever someone has the need to go on a short trip across the water to some coral reef for a bit of fishing!例如,我和一些斐济当地人聊了聊,他们乘着支腿独木舟划到超级游艇上,想仔细看看。They told me that inside of the ship was a flotilla of hover crafts,smaller speed boats,and jet skis!They were pretty gob smacked when they saw it!!

事实上,to show you that I am not joking,你可以看到一些喷气式滑雪板绑在船头。

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这种情况会发送数千个James Bond就像你用自己的眼睛看到的大脑图像一样,even from a distance!Also notice there is a helipad on the back which accommodates a helicopter that was used for day trips around the Fiji Islands!Wa Wa Wee Wah!Toy heaven!!

现在,当像这样的东西停在一个安静的海湾,通常没有这么多的穆拉(金钱)访客。),all sorts of rumours start flying around because frankly,showing off this kind of wealth is 亚博app官方下载about as obvious as dog's testicles.Some of the stories I heard were that this was a Russian tycoon (probably yabo88足彩swearing like a Russian trooper) who had hired an Australian crew to pilot the Super Yacht all around the place,还有很多穿着比基尼的女人在这里喝酒。But I'm guessing the truth would be somewhere in the middle as it is with these kinds of Chinese Whispers that tend to snowball from fact into semi fiction in no time!!

通常情况下,当这些超级游艇来到斐济,他们通常在纳迪附近的码头抛锚,where most of the other luxurious boats drop anchor for immigration and other official entry procedures.所以,在一个通常只有独木舟和小渔船的地方看到这件事肯定会引起很多关注。

Whoever it is,this person doesn't work for anyone else – but there must be millions of people working for him/her!我会认为这艘船和所有额外的小器具很容易达到两位数,以数百万美元的花费在它上面和运行它!!

超级游艇–短片

我编了一个超级游艇的视频,including when the lucky owners came back from a hard day's travel via their own private helicopter in the late afternoon!Check it out!And then keep dreaming on while you are watching this from work or at home!!

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Absolutely crazy,isn't it!!

不管怎样,there you go.I would consider myself extremely lucky to score a junket to just board one of these metal marine marvels for just a few hours to have a quick walk around and inspection.I'd probably die of shock due to being over stimulated by all of the crazy gadgets on board.

所以,如果你是一个gazillianaire,在他们的搜索中不小心在谷歌上搜索了这篇文章,以找到一个建立超级游艇感觉有点慷慨,don't hesitate tocontact me!!

Now I'll piss myself laughing if this actually happens to me one day.But hey,你总是得到你想要的,就像用一级抽奖赢得数百万美元一样……;P Sometimes you just never,ever,知道未来会发生什么!Hopefully,that would be pretty soon for me!!

我猜这艘疯狂的船应该出现在Outrageous Yachts.因为这绝对符合要求!!

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2评论

博蒂埃· June 3,2013 at 11:03 am

Looks like something I'd use to go fishing in..not.

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