Become a Vampire Bro!Choice!!
Today's Offbeat Travel Photo isBecome Vampire– Or At Least Kill One Yourself With A Free Stake in新西兰,这是我的一个朋友发来的电子邮件。
That's right,you can rip your own Stake off this great wall of television advertising and shove it into the closest Vampire that you find if you come across one coming home late after a big night out on the booze!!
否则，I guess if you don't,you'll be bitten and变成吸血鬼yourself!!
It's hard to gauge how big this Vampire Stake wall is,but I guess there are many New Zealand homes that are now safer from Vampire Bites!我今天最热门的建议是，如果你在新西兰旅行时被邀请参加一个化装舞会，I would probably avoid dressing up as a Vampire otherwise you might end up with a stake shoved through your heart – and that might really spoil your day.And for some reason,I don't think that most travel insurance policies would pay out on a claim if this type of incident caused you some long term injuries.Life insurance probably wouldn't pay up either if you had any dependants!!
So there you go – grab yourself a Vampire Stake from some random advertising billboard somewhere if you visit the country that is located the furtherest away from anywhere else in the world!I think these stakes will eventually become collectors items!!
如果不是，Become Vampire yourself and be bitten!Sounds like a lot of fun to me,not!!